Bovine Abduction
About this design
An antique pasture, interrupted by a flying saucer and one deeply confused cow. Surreal, faintly cursed, perfectly online.
The cow is having a moment. So are you.
The case
- Solid metal body, plated in nickel — cigarette-case silhouette
- One-push button closure that snaps open
- Twin spring bars hold your cards securely in place
- Compact & pocket-friendly — 10 × 6 cm
- Glossy art print — wear- and dent-resistant
- RFID-blocking shell keeps your data yours
What fits inside
Holds 6–8 cards plus folded cash, your ID, your earbuds, a gum pack, the receipt you forgot about — whatever you’re actually carrying. Essentials in, bulk out.
Made for
The chronically online and proudly strange.
* We don’t sell, promote, or endorse tobacco, cannabis, or controlled substances. It’s art — carry it however you like.
The pasture was quiet. Then it wasn’t.
An old master’s landscape — gentlefolk on an autumn stroll, painted with all the seriousness of the age — interrupted by a saucer and one levitating, deeply confused cow.
Nobody in the frame agreed on what they saw that day. They just agreed never to speak of it. Surreal, faintly cursed, perfectly online. The cow is having a moment. So are you.
It isn't a card holder.
It's a small rebellion.
Every RELICS is a hand-finished metal case, printed with art worth keeping and built to take a beating. We make them in limited runs — when a design is gone, it's gone for good. Carry the chaos.
Built for everything you carry.
- Twin metal compartments with spring-loaded retaining bars
- Holds your essentials — cards, cash, earbuds, even your gum
- RFID-blocking shell keeps your data yours
- One-push hinge that snaps open in a heartbeat
- Gallery-grade print that won't fade or peel
CARRY THE CHAOS
It arrives like a relic.
No plastic pouch. Every drop ships in a matte-black rigid box, stamped in red foil and numbered — built to be kept long after it’s opened.
In the wild
Straight From Your DMs
